What is Princeton?
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Ivy League school that has inflated opinion of itself. Expensive investment as a hope for for success
#1 "My senior thesis at Princeton concerned Hegel and his..."
#2 "Dude, just shut the fuck up and give me my pizza"
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Home to elitist douchebaggery.
Tyrone: Yo son, I'm going to Princeton.
Jamal: Damn negro, your an elitist douche bag.
3.
A very good Ivy League college whose graduates are:
a) Intelligent
b) Narcissistic
c) Effeminate
There's a very good reason why nobody ever says "(insert the name of your alma mater here) is the Princeton of the (insert the geographic region of your alma mater here)."
Nobody but a Princeton grad would ever want to be associated with Princeton.
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Elitist Ivy League university in New Jersey
God couldn't get into Princeton.
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Home of arguably the worst of all architectural eyesores, its architecture building.
Student 1: "Do you think that we should admit to the horrific appearance of that architecture building?"
Student 2: "Well, even though we're at Princeton, where we're all self-acknowledging elitists who are incapable of taking criticism and we have to constantly tell ourselves that we're the best university in the country because nobody else cares, I think it's pretty ridiculous not to agree that the building is quite ironically disgusting.
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6.
The best Ivy League school (we're elitist for a reason). Home to schizophrenic math prodigies, religion professors who release rap albums, and a student body that knows how to filibuster. Even engineers have been know to have fun here, and students of the Humanities recite lengthy passages from the classics when they get drunk after finals. Between the nuclear physicists at the Elementary Particles Lab, the Pre-Meds in one of the world's best Mol Bio programs, the soon-to-be fabulously wealthy I-Bankers coming from the Econ department, and the future leaders being groomed at Woody Woo, Princeton should be ready to commence its plans for world domination within the decade. In fact, we've already begun to... but no, I've said too much already. You'll just have to wait and see for yourself.
Princeton's motto is "Dei Sub Numine Viget." This means "God went to Princeton."
7.
Stays out of the silly Harvard-Yale rivalry and quietly excels at everything it does. Has an incredible arts program and is situated in the best college town in America, and right down the street from Albert Einstein's old house.
The guy who invented mutual funds came out of Princeton.
1.
Ivy League school that has inflated opinion of itself. Expensive investment as a hope for for success
#1 "My senior thesis at Princeton concerned Hegel and his..."
#2 "Dude, just shut the fuck up and give me my pizza"
See
2.
Home to elitist douchebaggery.
Tyrone: Yo son, I'm going to Princeton.
Jamal: Damn negro, your an elitist douche bag.
3.
A very good Ivy League college whose graduates are:
a) Intelligent
b) Narcissistic
c) Effeminate
There's a very good reason why nobody ever says "(insert the name of your alma mater here) is the Princeton of the (insert the geographic region of your alma mater here)."
Nobody but a Princeton grad would ever want to be associated with Princeton.
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4.
Elitist Ivy League university in New Jersey
God couldn't get into Princeton.
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5.
Home of arguably the worst of all architectural eyesores, its architecture building.
Student 1: "Do you think that we should admit to the horrific appearance of that architecture building?"
Student 2: "Well, even though we're at Princeton, where we're all self-acknowledging elitists who are incapable of taking criticism and we have to constantly tell ourselves that we're the best university in the country because nobody else cares, I think it's pretty ridiculous not to agree that the building is quite ironically disgusting.
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6.
The best Ivy League school (we're elitist for a reason). Home to schizophrenic math prodigies, religion professors who release rap albums, and a student body that knows how to filibuster. Even engineers have been know to have fun here, and students of the Humanities recite lengthy passages from the classics when they get drunk after finals. Between the nuclear physicists at the Elementary Particles Lab, the Pre-Meds in one of the world's best Mol Bio programs, the soon-to-be fabulously wealthy I-Bankers coming from the Econ department, and the future leaders being groomed at Woody Woo, Princeton should be ready to commence its plans for world domination within the decade. In fact, we've already begun to... but no, I've said too much already. You'll just have to wait and see for yourself.
Princeton's motto is "Dei Sub Numine Viget." This means "God went to Princeton."
7.
Stays out of the silly Harvard-Yale rivalry and quietly excels at everything it does. Has an incredible arts program and is situated in the best college town in America, and right down the street from Albert Einstein's old house.
The guy who invented mutual funds came out of Princeton.
