What is Print?
1.
Wall Street trader slang for:
1) To print a ticket, i.e. make a trade or seal the deal
2) To have sex with a woman - seal the deal
(on the trading floor)
Karen Hooker (Merrill Lynch trader): "I'll sell you 1000 shares of Motel 6 stock for $50 apiece."
Chris Taylor (Bear Stearns trader): "Done! Print that!"
Karen: "I'll also sell you long positions on Google, Blackstone, and Merrill, and a short position on Bear Stearns."
Chris: "I'll take it all! Oh yeah! Money money money money!!!"
(later at Chris' home)
Chris' wife: "How was your day? Why are you home so late?"
Chris: "Well, there was this girl - Hooker, actually. You know, the old Motel 6 deal. I totally printed that shit! She gave it up for only 50 bucks! Then she got me in all these positions and I must have printed four or five more times! Damn I'm tired from all that action. I'm hitting the sack."
Chris' wife: ***SMACK!!!*** "Get out now! How could you do this to your loving wife and poor little children?"
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2.
The imprint of one's penis and or genitals, visible through tight pants or clothing.
"Yo, I can see yo 'print!"
3.
To produce something in ink
I printed the exam
4.
A visible indication that someone is carrying a concealed firearm. IE: An abnormal bulge under the armpit or in the waistband.
Hey - see the guy in the Hawaiian shirt? Looks like he's printing, he's probably packing under there.
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5.
When pants ride up on a woman and you can see the anatomy of her
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That print looks like split top buttered wheat bread.
6.
Used to mean 'more, more!' Originally used to mean print more copies of useless crap while in a lesson at school, to waste time.
Teacher: Today we will learn algebra.
Student: PRINT!
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7.
So great, worth writing about!
Your hair is so print, babe!
That steak was print, dude
1.
Wall Street trader slang for:
1) To print a ticket, i.e. make a trade or seal the deal
2) To have sex with a woman - seal the deal
(on the trading floor)
Karen Hooker (Merrill Lynch trader): "I'll sell you 1000 shares of Motel 6 stock for $50 apiece."
Chris Taylor (Bear Stearns trader): "Done! Print that!"
Karen: "I'll also sell you long positions on Google, Blackstone, and Merrill, and a short position on Bear Stearns."
Chris: "I'll take it all! Oh yeah! Money money money money!!!"
(later at Chris' home)
Chris' wife: "How was your day? Why are you home so late?"
Chris: "Well, there was this girl - Hooker, actually. You know, the old Motel 6 deal. I totally printed that shit! She gave it up for only 50 bucks! Then she got me in all these positions and I must have printed four or five more times! Damn I'm tired from all that action. I'm hitting the sack."
Chris' wife: ***SMACK!!!*** "Get out now! How could you do this to your loving wife and poor little children?"
See
2.
The imprint of one's penis and or genitals, visible through tight pants or clothing.
"Yo, I can see yo 'print!"
3.
To produce something in ink
I printed the exam
4.
A visible indication that someone is carrying a concealed firearm. IE: An abnormal bulge under the armpit or in the waistband.
Hey - see the guy in the Hawaiian shirt? Looks like he's printing, he's probably packing under there.
See
5.
When pants ride up on a woman and you can see the anatomy of her
See also
That print looks like split top buttered wheat bread.
6.
Used to mean 'more, more!' Originally used to mean print more copies of useless crap while in a lesson at school, to waste time.
Teacher: Today we will learn algebra.
Student: PRINT!
See
7.
So great, worth writing about!
Your hair is so print, babe!
That steak was print, dude
