Privacy Policy

What is Privacy Policy?


1.

An agreement set up between people to keep things secret. Are always broken, we don't knwo why they're set up.

Bob: HAHA! I just agreed to this privaacy policy but I'm going to violate it!

Kali: stfu I'm watching porn.

Bob: F U

Rest of CLique: STFU!

2.

A privacy policy is the state of action where company procedure regarding personal information is shown to punters (potential clients). This is aimed to set them at ease regarding thier information, although since it is a policy and not a contract, it can be broken with internal permission.

Forget a lame privacy policy- we've got a privacy contract!

--From some internet security site I encountered some time ago.

See Kung-Fu Jesus

3.

Where a site either says "We hate spam, we'll never let anyone know your e-mail", or "Fuck you, we want money!"

That's what you get for not reading the privacy policy

4.

Lies and secrets!

The privacy policy's small-print said that by using this site my kidneys may fail. I failed to recognise this statement and now I am in hospital with a lap-top registering my digust through-out the world.

1.

An agreement set up between people to keep things secret. Are always broken, we don't knwo why they're set up.

Bob: HAHA! I just agreed to this privaacy policy but I'm going to violate it!

Kali: stfu I'm watching porn.

Bob: F U

Rest of CLique: STFU!

2.

A privacy policy is the state of action where company procedure regarding personal information is shown to punters (potential clients). This is aimed to set them at ease regarding thier information, although since it is a policy and not a contract, it can be broken with internal permission.

Forget a lame privacy policy- we've got a privacy contract!

--From some internet security site I encountered some time ago.

See Kung-Fu Jesus

3.

Where a site either says "We hate spam, we'll never let anyone know your e-mail", or "Fuck you, we want money!"

That's what you get for not reading the privacy policy

4.

Lies and secrets!

The privacy policy's small-print said that by using this site my kidneys may fail. I failed to recognise this statement and now I am in hospital with a lap-top registering my digust through-out the world.


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