What is Private Parrot?
1.
Veteran prehensile clitoris , which had a distinguished service record in World War Two .
PRIVATE PARROT, so-called because its prominent avian proboscis resembled the beak of a PARROT, was one of the PRIVATES under the command of Victoria Crossthwaite, an officer in the Women's Royal Entertainment Corps (WREC).
Although trained in unarmed combat, it proved strong enough to pull the trigger of a standard-issue British Army revolver, if required; and it could also dismantle and re-assemble a submachine gun , using its own unique fingering technique.
Specially commended and mentioned in dispatches for its outstanding conduct during the Battle of the Bulge in 1944-45.
Sociable and popular with all ranks, its party trick , performed in the privates mess on many occasions, was to utter and repeat the phrase "Who's a clever dicky then!" when greeting visitors to its owner's property . (Hundreds of witnesses have attested to the fact that this remarkable creature did, indeed, possess the power of speech - albeit in a somewhat limited form.)
See bulge , legendary , icon , sentry , labia major , panzer division , unicornet , heroic , leadership , quantities , proud , Persson
1.
Veteran prehensile clitoris , which had a distinguished service record in World War Two .
PRIVATE PARROT, so-called because its prominent avian proboscis resembled the beak of a PARROT, was one of the PRIVATES under the command of Victoria Crossthwaite, an officer in the Women's Royal Entertainment Corps (WREC).
Although trained in unarmed combat, it proved strong enough to pull the trigger of a standard-issue British Army revolver, if required; and it could also dismantle and re-assemble a submachine gun , using its own unique fingering technique.
Specially commended and mentioned in dispatches for its outstanding conduct during the Battle of the Bulge in 1944-45.
Sociable and popular with all ranks, its party trick , performed in the privates mess on many occasions, was to utter and repeat the phrase "Who's a clever dicky then!" when greeting visitors to its owner's property . (Hundreds of witnesses have attested to the fact that this remarkable creature did, indeed, possess the power of speech - albeit in a somewhat limited form.)
See bulge , legendary , icon , sentry , labia major , panzer division , unicornet , heroic , leadership , quantities , proud , Persson
PRIVATE PARROT, so-called because its prominent
Although trained in unarmed combat, it proved strong enough to pull the trigger of a standard-issue
Specially commended and mentioned in dispatches for its outstanding conduct during the
Sociable and
PRIVATE PARROT, so-called because its prominent
avian proboscis resembled the beak of a PARROT, was one of thePRIVATES under the command of Victoria Crossthwaite, an officer in the Women's Royal Entertainment Corps (WREC).
Although trained in unarmed combat, it proved strong enough to pull the trigger of a standard-issue
British Army revolver, if required; and it could also dismantle and re-assemble asubmachine gun , using its own uniquefingering technique.
Specially commended and mentioned in dispatches for its outstanding conduct during the
Battle of the Bulge in 1944-45.
Sociable and
popular with all ranks, itsparty trick , performed in theprivates mess on many occasions, was to utter and repeat the phrase "Who's a cleverdicky then!" when greeting visitors to its owner'sproperty . (Hundreds of witnesses have attested to the fact that this remarkable creature did, indeed, possess the power of speech - albeit in a somewhat limited form.)
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