What is Private Thomas?
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To spark a bowl while recieving a blow job (oral sex). Similar to and
Jack Attack smoked some dank weed while some chick from mcdonalds gave him a blow job.. She looked up at him and said " would you like some fries with your Private Thomas?" he smiled and said "please please focus, ill worry about fries when this weed kicks in girl"
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1.
To spark a bowl while recieving a blow job (oral sex). Similar to and
Jack Attack smoked some dank weed while some chick from mcdonalds gave him a blow job.. She looked up at him and said " would you like some fries with your Private Thomas?" he smiled and said "please please focus, ill worry about fries when this weed kicks in girl"
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