Private Thomas

What is Private Thomas?


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To spark a bowl while recieving a blow job (oral sex). Similar to and Ellisor and Erskine.

Jack Attack smoked some dank weed while some chick from mcdonalds gave him a blow job.. She looked up at him and said " would you like some fries with your Private Thomas?" he smiled and said "please please focus, ill worry about fries when this weed kicks in girl"

See private, thomas, jack, weed, mcdonalds, dank, herb, nice

1.

To spark a bowl while recieving a blow job (oral sex). Similar to and Ellisor and Erskine.

Jack Attack smoked some dank weed while some chick from mcdonalds gave him a blow job.. She looked up at him and said " would you like some fries with your Private Thomas?" he smiled and said "please please focus, ill worry about fries when this weed kicks in girl"

See private, thomas, jack, weed, mcdonalds, dank, herb, nice


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