Pro Football

What is Pro Football?

1.

An activity in which you:

1. deflate a football

2. attach a pump to its intake hole

3. insert the deflated football into somebody's asshole

4. pump as much air into it as possible

"Listen, I had a really great time tonight."

"Me too, thanks again for buying me dinner."

"Well thanks for sucking my cock."

"My pleasure. Hey -- wanna go back to my apartment and play some pro football?"

See romance, hip to be square, candlelit dinner

1.

An activity in which you:

1. deflate a football

2. attach a pump to its intake hole

3. insert the deflated football into somebody's asshole

4. pump as much air into it as possible

"Listen, I had a really great time tonight."

"Me too, thanks again for buying me dinner."

"Well thanks for sucking my cock."

"My pleasure. Hey -- wanna go back to my apartment and play some pro football?"

See romance, hip to be square, candlelit dinner

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