Pro Wrestling

What is Pro Wrestling?


1.

A form of entertainment which, although it is predetermined, takes just as much athleticism as any other sport. Come on! Do you think someone could fake jumping off a turnbuckle while corkscrewing and flipping?

"Dude. Pro wrestling is not completely fake."

2.

A rehearsed spinoff of mat wrestling (the competitive sport) but instead takes place inside of a ring and is arguably more deadly/dangerous than any contact sport despite being labeled as "fake" by people who dislike it.

Stone Cold Steve Austin is a pro wrestling icon

3.

a bizarre form of entertainment product where 'roid monsters and bull queers pose, posture and shout emptyheaded inanities, and once in a while pretend to deliver savage acrobatic beatings to eachother. The beatings are in fact a series of highly stylized stage-fighting stunts.

How pro wrestling gets any audience is one of the great mysteries.

See crap, shite, fake, stupid, gay

4.

A sport that is incredibly fake and stupid and is labeled real by dumbasses who denies the fact that in reality someone being whacked by chairs that many times would actually bleed. If it was real, many people would actually be dead.

An actor on a stage that features violence

1.

A form of entertainment which, although it is predetermined, takes just as much athleticism as any other sport. Come on! Do you think someone could fake jumping off a turnbuckle while corkscrewing and flipping?

"Dude. Pro wrestling is not completely fake."

2.

A rehearsed spinoff of mat wrestling (the competitive sport) but instead takes place inside of a ring and is arguably more deadly/dangerous than any contact sport despite being labeled as "fake" by people who dislike it.

Stone Cold Steve Austin is a pro wrestling icon

3.

a bizarre form of entertainment product where 'roid monsters and bull queers pose, posture and shout emptyheaded inanities, and once in a while pretend to deliver savage acrobatic beatings to eachother. The beatings are in fact a series of highly stylized stage-fighting stunts.

How pro wrestling gets any audience is one of the great mysteries.

See crap, shite, fake, stupid, gay

4.

A sport that is incredibly fake and stupid and is labeled real by dumbasses who denies the fact that in reality someone being whacked by chairs that many times would actually bleed. If it was real, many people would actually be dead.

An actor on a stage that features violence


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