Procasterbating

What is Procasterbating?

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)

Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!

See beat the meat, touch it, spank it, zomg, lol

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)

Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!

See beat the meat, touch it, spank it, zomg, lol

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