Procasturbation

What is Procasturbation?

1.

Masturbating as a means of procrastinating

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

See procrastinating, masturbating, college, porn, papers

2.

Putting off masturbation until later...sometimes much later. Until you are forced to do it.

I have a mad case of procasturbation. I really just want to watch tv today.

See shattoo, masturbation, procrastination

1.

Masturbating as a means of procrastinating

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

See procrastinating, masturbating, college, porn, papers

2.

Putting off masturbation until later...sometimes much later. Until you are forced to do it.

I have a mad case of procasturbation. I really just want to watch tv today.

See shattoo, masturbation, procrastination
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