What is Procrasterbation?
1.
Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate.
Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"
Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"
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2.
to put off a responsibility, duty, etc. in order to masturbate.
"did you do the math homework last night?"
"no man, i let procrasterbation get to me and i forgot all about it"
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3.
The male art of masturbating when he should be doing work or something a female would do.
Man last night i was procrasterbating and now im all fucked up cus i didnt do my project.
4.
waiting too long too masturbate. Also see "blue balls"
tom procrasterbated and recieved blueballs.
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5.
I just invented this word...lay it on me. I don't know what it means, throw some defs out there.
"Don't procrasterbate too much, I hear you go blind."
1.
Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate.
Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"
Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"
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2.
to put off a responsibility, duty, etc. in order to masturbate.
"did you do the math homework last night?"
"no man, i let procrasterbation get to me and i forgot all about it"
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3.
The male art of masturbating when he should be doing work or something a female would do.
Man last night i was procrasterbating and now im all fucked up cus i didnt do my project.
4.
waiting too long too masturbate. Also see "blue balls"
tom procrasterbated and recieved blueballs.
See
5.
I just invented this word...lay it on me. I don't know what it means, throw some defs out there.
"Don't procrasterbate too much, I hear you go blind."
