Procrasterbation

What is Procrasterbation?


1.

Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate.

Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"

Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"

See masterbation, procrastinate, college, papers, porn

2.

to put off a responsibility, duty, etc. in order to masturbate.

"did you do the math homework last night?"

"no man, i let procrasterbation get to me and i forgot all about it"

See masturbation, procrastination, whack off, homework, dick

3.

The male art of masturbating when he should be doing work or something a female would do.

Man last night i was procrasterbating and now im all fucked up cus i didnt do my project.

4.

waiting too long too masturbate. Also see "blue balls"

tom procrasterbated and recieved blueballs.

See Dave

5.

I just invented this word...lay it on me. I don't know what it means, throw some defs out there.

"Don't procrasterbate too much, I hear you go blind."

1.

Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate.

Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"

Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"

See masterbation, procrastinate, college, papers, porn

2.

to put off a responsibility, duty, etc. in order to masturbate.

"did you do the math homework last night?"

"no man, i let procrasterbation get to me and i forgot all about it"

See masturbation, procrastination, whack off, homework, dick

3.

The male art of masturbating when he should be doing work or something a female would do.

Man last night i was procrasterbating and now im all fucked up cus i didnt do my project.

4.

waiting too long too masturbate. Also see "blue balls"

tom procrasterbated and recieved blueballs.

See Dave

5.

I just invented this word...lay it on me. I don't know what it means, throw some defs out there.

"Don't procrasterbate too much, I hear you go blind."


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