What is Procrastibate?
1.
To masturbate out of boredom or to avoid work.
I spent the evening procrastibating instead of doing my physics homework.
2.
To put off something to go masturbate.
"Go do your chores!"
"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"
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3.
Procrastination by masterbation
All i did was procrastibate all day long and got no work done.
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4.
The act of extending a masturbatory session by delaying orgasm. In effect, having tantric sex with yourself.
Man, I can procrastibate for four and a half hours, but I can't walk the next day!
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1.
To masturbate out of boredom or to avoid work.
I spent the evening procrastibating instead of doing my physics homework.
2.
To put off something to go masturbate.
"Go do your chores!"
"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"
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3.
Procrastination by masterbation
All i did was procrastibate all day long and got no work done.
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4.
The act of extending a masturbatory session by delaying orgasm. In effect, having tantric sex with yourself.
Man, I can procrastibate for four and a half hours, but I can't walk the next day!
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