Procrastibate

What is Procrastibate?


1.

To masturbate out of boredom or to avoid work.

I spent the evening procrastibating instead of doing my physics homework.

2.

To put off something to go masturbate.

"Go do your chores!"

"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"

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3.

Procrastination by masterbation

All i did was procrastibate all day long and got no work done.

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4.

The act of extending a masturbatory session by delaying orgasm. In effect, having tantric sex with yourself.

Man, I can procrastibate for four and a half hours, but I can't walk the next day!

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1.

To masturbate out of boredom or to avoid work.

I spent the evening procrastibating instead of doing my physics homework.

2.

To put off something to go masturbate.

"Go do your chores!"

"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"

See procrastibate, masterbate, word, procrastinate, jack off

3.

Procrastination by masterbation

All i did was procrastibate all day long and got no work done.

See procrastibation, masturbation, masturbate, procrastination, procrastinate

4.

The act of extending a masturbatory session by delaying orgasm. In effect, having tantric sex with yourself.

Man, I can procrastibate for four and a half hours, but I can't walk the next day!

See masturbation, masturbate, procrastinate, procrastination, tantric


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