What is Procrastibation?
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A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.
"ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate"
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Masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.
I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.
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Like twiddling your thumbs, but with a more exciting conclusion.
"Eh, I had a few hours before going out, so I got in some solid procrastibation."
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The sexual gratification of one's self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.
I found him watching pornography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but I know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.
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Masturbating for the purpose of wasting time when you have something important due.
I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.
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1. Procrastination by a Biffle ;2. Procrastination through Masturbation; 3.The act of procrastination for an urge
Quit Procrastibating on your project Billy!
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A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.
"ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate"
2.
Masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.
I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.
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3.
Like twiddling your thumbs, but with a more exciting conclusion.
"Eh, I had a few hours before going out, so I got in some solid procrastibation."
See
4.
The sexual gratification of one's self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.
I found him watching pornography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but I know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.
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5.
Masturbating for the purpose of wasting time when you have something important due.
I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.
See
6.
1. Procrastination by a Biffle ;2. Procrastination through Masturbation; 3.The act of procrastination for an urge
Quit Procrastibating on your project Billy!
