Procrastibation Edit Meaning

1.

A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.

"ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate"

2.

Masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.

I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.

See masturbation, procrastination, fun, work, pleasure

3.

Like twiddling your thumbs, but with a more exciting conclusion.

"Eh, I had a few hours before going out, so I got in some solid procrastibation."

See procastination, masturbation, procrastibation

4.

The sexual gratification of one's self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.

I found him watching pornography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but I know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.

See masturbation, procrastination, pornography, procrastibaking

5.

Masturbating for the purpose of wasting time when you have something important due.

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

See procrastination, masturbation, jacking off

6.

1. Procrastination by a Biffle ;2. Procrastination through Masturbation; 3.The act of procrastination for an urge

Quit Procrastibating on your project Billy!

1.

A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.

"ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate"

2.

Masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.

I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.

See masturbation, procrastination, fun, work, pleasure

3.

Like twiddling your thumbs, but with a more exciting conclusion.

"Eh, I had a few hours before going out, so I got in some solid procrastibation."

See procastination, masturbation, procrastibation

4.

The sexual gratification of one's self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.

I found him watching pornography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but I know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.

See masturbation, procrastination, pornography, procrastibaking

5.

Masturbating for the purpose of wasting time when you have something important due.

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

See procrastination, masturbation, jacking off

6.

1. Procrastination by a Biffle ;2. Procrastination through Masturbation; 3.The act of procrastination for an urge

Quit Procrastibating on your project Billy!