What is Procrastination?
1.
A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
2.
Ill put up a definition later.
Ill put up an example later.
3.
What you're probably doing right now
I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at slangdefine instead
4.
Avoiding doing something for as long as possible, sometimes not doing it at all.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
5.
Waiting till the last minute to get something done..
"I procrastinated on my English paper by starting in the night before it was due and got a zero."
See
6.
The reason that many intelligent children fail to make it into a (good) college.
Kevin: Actually, I'm not stupid at all. I just have an awful tendency to procrastinate.
Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.
7.
Establishing an environment in which the creative juices can flow.
My best work is always done at the last minute, whether it be working on a project or studying for a test. I just take my time, and the ideas begin to flow.
1.
A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
2.
Ill put up a definition later.
Ill put up an example later.
3.
What you're probably doing right now
I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at slangdefine instead
4.
Avoiding doing something for as long as possible, sometimes not doing it at all.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
5.
Waiting till the last minute to get something done..
"I procrastinated on my English paper by starting in the night before it was due and got a zero."
See
6.
The reason that many intelligent children fail to make it into a (good) college.
Kevin: Actually, I'm not stupid at all. I just have an awful tendency to procrastinate.
Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.
7.
Establishing an environment in which the creative juices can flow.
My best work is always done at the last minute, whether it be working on a project or studying for a test. I just take my time, and the ideas begin to flow.
