Procrastinesting

What is Procrastinesting?

The art of dodging important work related things by doing housekeeping tasks at your desk.

I know I needed to complete my TPS report, but I was so unmotivated to do it that I began procrastinesting by sorting my paperclips by size.

See procrastinate, lazy, nesting

The art of dodging important work related things by doing housekeeping tasks at your desk.

I know I needed to complete my TPS report, but I was so unmotivated to do it that I began procrastinesting by sorting my paperclips by size.

See procrastinate, lazy, nesting

Unphotogenic

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Eyes Glued Shut

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Zpaul

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