Procrastinitis

What is Procrastinitis?


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pro·crast·in·i·tis

-noun

1) A mental disease. Symptoms include tardiness,

lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of

laziness.

2)What I have.

1)Ted- "aw man i got a huge science test on friday, well thats three days away, i'll just play WoW today and study tomorrow."

Thursday night-"God i'm bored...i think ill study for the first time this week," 10mins later "enough of that, now for America's Funniest Home Videos!"

Dan-"man i heard Ted failed his test, he's got that mad procrastinitis!"

2)Procrastinators Unite!..................Tomorrow

See procrastinate, working, hard, school, college, science, procrastinator

1.

pro·crast·in·i·tis

-noun

1) A mental disease. Symptoms include tardiness,

lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of

laziness.

2)What I have.

1)Ted- "aw man i got a huge science test on friday, well thats three days away, i'll just play WoW today and study tomorrow."

Thursday night-"God i'm bored...i think ill study for the first time this week," 10mins later "enough of that, now for America's Funniest Home Videos!"

Dan-"man i heard Ted failed his test, he's got that mad procrastinitis!"

2)Procrastinators Unite!..................Tomorrow

See procrastinate, working, hard, school, college, science, procrastinator


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