Procrasturbait

What is Procrasturbait?

To engage in masturbation as a means to postpone an obligation.

Susan was supposed to finish her homework but instead decided to procrasturbait for another half hour.

See masturbait, procrastinate, pleasure

To engage in masturbation as a means to postpone an obligation.

Susan was supposed to finish her homework but instead decided to procrasturbait for another half hour.

See masturbait, procrastinate, pleasure

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