Procrasturbation

What is Procrasturbation?


1.

procrastinating by masturbating!

I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.

See kwang

2.

Masturbating to avoid doing work.

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.

See Eric

3.

n. to avoid work by masturbating.

I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.

4.

Wanking when you are supposed to be working.

Tim never did his homework and eventually failed chemistry due to his constant procrasturbation when he was supposed to be studying.

See procrasturbation, procrasterbation, procrastination, masturbation, working

5.

1. noun

To procrastinate by means of masturbating.

2. noun

To procrastinate while masturbating.

1. I still have to write this eulogy, but I just keep procrasturbating all night.

2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.

See eulogy, death, funeral, sex, hand sex, masturbation, procrastination, procrasturbation

6.

what you do when you want to waste time before studying (procrastinate by masturbating)

"man i love procasturbating"

7.

The masturbatory, obssessive self indulgence of procrastination.

Instead of writing my essay i engaged in shameful, all day, procrasturbation.

See procrastination, masturbation

1.

procrastinating by masturbating!

I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.

See kwang

2.

Masturbating to avoid doing work.

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.

See Eric

3.

n. to avoid work by masturbating.

I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.

4.

Wanking when you are supposed to be working.

Tim never did his homework and eventually failed chemistry due to his constant procrasturbation when he was supposed to be studying.

See procrasturbation, procrasterbation, procrastination, masturbation, working

5.

1. noun

To procrastinate by means of masturbating.

2. noun

To procrastinate while masturbating.

1. I still have to write this eulogy, but I just keep procrasturbating all night.

2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.

See eulogy, death, funeral, sex, hand sex, masturbation, procrastination, procrasturbation

6.

what you do when you want to waste time before studying (procrastinate by masturbating)

"man i love procasturbating"

7.

The masturbatory, obssessive self indulgence of procrastination.

Instead of writing my essay i engaged in shameful, all day, procrasturbation.

See procrastination, masturbation


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