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The act of squishing someone with a harpsichord.
Person) "What kind of lame word is harpsisquish anyway?"
Harpsichord) I KEE..
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A bad case of piles.
"Ooh Cecil, me ring rivets are causing me grief, I can't sit down!"
See piles, haemorrhoids, grape..
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The effect of wearing too tight pants or jeans producing simultaneously a Moose Knuckle and a Muffin top.
Cameron is sporting a serious..