What is Proctologeist?
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A ghost that haunts its victims by molesting their anuses. These are often the spirits of deceased proctologists, pedophiles, and "ass" guys. They are known to roam areas that frequent anal molestations occurred, such as Catholic churches, prisons, Neverland Ranch, the back rooms of strip clubs, and my bedroom.
Future candidates to become proctologeists include Michael Jackson, Patrick Ewing, Derek Jeter, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Burt Reynolds, and Rocco Siffredi.
1. Jimmy's dad always used to tell him to go to sleep early or the proctologeist might get him. It still got him anyway.
2. Bill Murray has pushed to have a proctologeist be the villain of a future Ghostbusters 3 movie. Rick Moranis is rumored to be willing to play the victim again.
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A ghost that haunts its victims by molesting their anuses. These are often the spirits of deceased proctologists, pedophiles, and "ass" guys. They are known to roam areas that frequent anal molestations occurred, such as Catholic churches, prisons, Neverland Ranch, the back rooms of strip clubs, and my bedroom.
Future candidates to become proctologeists include Michael Jackson, Patrick Ewing, Derek Jeter, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Burt Reynolds, and Rocco Siffredi.
1. Jimmy's dad always used to tell him to go to sleep early or the proctologeist might get him. It still got him anyway.
2. Bill Murray has pushed to have a proctologeist be the villain of a future Ghostbusters 3 movie. Rick Moranis is rumored to be willing to play the victim again.
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