What is Proctologist?
1.
An
Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)
2.
an ass inspector
my proctologist found a big piece of shit in my ass
3.
a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.
i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.
4.
That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.
Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.
5.
someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses
the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass
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6.
Also known as: A shitty job.
Ernie: You know Burt, McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the frier!
Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.
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1.
An
Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)
2.
an ass inspector
my proctologist found a big piece of shit in my ass
3.
a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.
i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.
4.
That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.
Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.
5.
someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses
the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass
See
6.
Also known as: A shitty job.
Ernie: You know Burt, McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the frier!
Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.
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