Profalactives

What is Profalactives?

Condoms. What you wrap your wacker with.

Retard 1: Dude! She totally wants me.

Retard 2: She's been everywhere. Better use your profalactives.

See condom, rubbers, wraps, barrier

Condoms. What you wrap your wacker with.

Retard 1: Dude! She totally wants me.

Retard 2: She's been everywhere. Better use your profalactives.

See condom, rubbers, wraps, barrier

W.w.o.d.

1. acronym for What Would Obama Do? Inspired by the new president-elect Barack Obama, this is used as a reminder to take the high road and..

Area Codes Rule

1. This rule states that if you have a girl in one area code, the miniute you enter a different area code you in effect become single, ther..

Zurkei

1. The essence of pure awesomeness. Dude he is totally has some Zurkei in him. See zurkei, fry..

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