Profalactives

What is Profalactives?

Condoms. What you wrap your wacker with.

Retard 1: Dude! She totally wants me.

Retard 2: She's been everywhere. Better use your profalactives.

See condom, rubbers, wraps, barrier

Condoms. What you wrap your wacker with.

Retard 1: Dude! She totally wants me.

Retard 2: She's been everywhere. Better use your profalactives.

See condom, rubbers, wraps, barrier

Microcrush

1. n. a "small" crush. Usually the crush is caused by a specific trait or situation that is outweighed by some other negative el..

Crankhead

1. a person who know's how to do more than 1 crank dat dance. Such as being able to crank dat: soulja boi, spiderman, roosevelt, yank,..

Mamarazzi

1. 1. Mothers who constantly follow their children around with several cameras and video taking equipment, snapping photos at each turn and..

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