Profanisaurus

What is Profanisaurus?


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A dictionary created by writers of Viz comic. The profanisaurus is the rude dictionary created by Roger Melly. Melly is a hard living, highly sexed, profane television personality constantly thinking of new projects that will allow him to drink, earn illict cash and have sex with assorted young women.

'Beef curtains is defined in the profanisaurus as a womans genetalia'

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more fun than urban dictionary

lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army. In 562 AD he wrote: “Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”.

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A dictionary that contains every swearword know to man and is updated every year

Includes words like Fuck Cunt Wank Bastard Ass Shit Minge Japseye Inbread and plenty more

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1.

A dictionary created by writers of Viz comic. The profanisaurus is the rude dictionary created by Roger Melly. Melly is a hard living, highly sexed, profane television personality constantly thinking of new projects that will allow him to drink, earn illict cash and have sex with assorted young women.

'Beef curtains is defined in the profanisaurus as a womans genetalia'

2.

more fun than urban dictionary

lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army. In 562 AD he wrote: “Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”.

3.

A dictionary that contains every swearword know to man and is updated every year

Includes words like Fuck Cunt Wank Bastard Ass Shit Minge Japseye Inbread and plenty more

See Bob


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