What is Professional Meat Handler?


1.

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.

"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."

See whore, ho, slut, tramp, pmh

2.

A gal who sleeps around and handles lots of man sausage.

Dude! Maggies such a professional meat handler I bet fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.

Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.

Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!

See whore, slut, tramp, bitch, ho

1.

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.

"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."

See whore, ho, slut, tramp, pmh

2.

A gal who sleeps around and handles lots of man sausage.

Dude! Maggies such a professional meat handler I bet fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.

Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.

Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!

See whore, slut, tramp, bitch, ho


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