What is Professional Titty Grabber?


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One who indiscreetly and publically grabs female, or male, tits. Payment to the titty grabber can anything from an angry hand slap to a knee to the testicles. NOTE: The only case by which payment will not be painful is if the titty grabber is female and knows the titty grab-ee.

Victims of professional titty grabbers can often be inclined to sue, or even get something known as a "restraining order". But don't worry titty grabbers, for there are many other tits in the sea of cleavage.

DUDE1: *Pained look on face; hunched over in pain*

DUDE2: DUDE! What happened??!!?!?

DUDE1: Amanda gave me the payment for that titty grab i gave her.

DUDE2: Awww, no worries man, they'll grow back. Get back on the horse! Keep on truckin! There aren't enough professional titty grabbers as it is!!!

See titty, titty grab, female, male, boobs

1.

One who indiscreetly and publically grabs female, or male, tits. Payment to the titty grabber can anything from an angry hand slap to a knee to the testicles. NOTE: The only case by which payment will not be painful is if the titty grabber is female and knows the titty grab-ee.

Victims of professional titty grabbers can often be inclined to sue, or even get something known as a "restraining order". But don't worry titty grabbers, for there are many other tits in the sea of cleavage.

DUDE1: *Pained look on face; hunched over in pain*

DUDE2: DUDE! What happened??!!?!?

DUDE1: Amanda gave me the payment for that titty grab i gave her.

DUDE2: Awww, no worries man, they'll grow back. Get back on the horse! Keep on truckin! There aren't enough professional titty grabbers as it is!!!

See titty, titty grab, female, male, boobs


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