Professor Dog

What is Professor Dog?


1.

The famous UC Barkeley teacher that is famous for teaching Ecodogmics AND Algebark. He is also a dog.

Professor Dog: And that sums up the reasoning behind why cats purr and not bark.

Student: Why would you purr when you could bark? If I was a cat I would say fuck purr.

Professor Dog: Excuse me, but did you just say fuck Professor Dog?

See purr, bark, sup

1.

The famous UC Barkeley teacher that is famous for teaching Ecodogmics AND Algebark. He is also a dog.

Professor Dog: And that sums up the reasoning behind why cats purr and not bark.

Student: Why would you purr when you could bark? If I was a cat I would say fuck purr.

Professor Dog: Excuse me, but did you just say fuck Professor Dog?

See purr, bark, sup


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