Professor Gardner

What is Professor Gardner?


1.

An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.

"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."

See japan, ohio, ohioan, gardner, old

1.

An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.

"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."

See japan, ohio, ohioan, gardner, old


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