Progasm

What is Progasm?


1.

Technical term for feeling of euphoria when a solution is found to a particularly difficult computer software problem.

Robert had a progasm when he found the bug in his code one week from deadline.

See euphoria, orgasm, excitement, programming, relief

2.

The feeling of immense pleasure one experiences after completing something very difficult.

After I won that race I had a progasm.

I jumped my car over the river yesterday, and I definitely had a progasm.

See progasm, gasm, pleasure, orgasm, pro

3.

When listening to progressive rock, a progasm can be reached when you go very deep into the music and that you let it take control over you. This instrumental trance can be called a progasm, especially when you actually wet your pants doing it. One of the main particularities of the progasm is that it is often accompanied by frenetic air-guitar playing, as well as air-keyboard, air-drum, air-bass, air-flute or even air-accordion.

Why is the progasm only related to ''progressive music'' ?

Progressive music often contains extended solos and very complex interplay between many kinds of instruments, some of them being pretty unusual. A song which is constituted of several tempo changes, unusual time signatures, incredibly fast arpeggios, absolutely original synth sounds, dissonant chords, a church organ interlude and out-of-this-world vocal harmonies has more chance to simply blow your mind than a standard 3-minute pop song. Real progheads can actually get sexually excited when hearing a fully accomplished prog song.

OMFG dude. Did you listen to this overextended keyboard solo by Keith Emerson? This is just fucking awesome: I had a progasm!!!

See progressive rock, prog, psychedelia, trance, orgasm

4.

The feeling you get when your programming code works for the first time

After writing 500 lines of code I got a progasm

See excitement, orgasm, programming, computer, sex

1.

Technical term for feeling of euphoria when a solution is found to a particularly difficult computer software problem.

Robert had a progasm when he found the bug in his code one week from deadline.

See euphoria, orgasm, excitement, programming, relief

2.

The feeling of immense pleasure one experiences after completing something very difficult.

After I won that race I had a progasm.

I jumped my car over the river yesterday, and I definitely had a progasm.

See progasm, gasm, pleasure, orgasm, pro

3.

When listening to progressive rock, a progasm can be reached when you go very deep into the music and that you let it take control over you. This instrumental trance can be called a progasm, especially when you actually wet your pants doing it. One of the main particularities of the progasm is that it is often accompanied by frenetic air-guitar playing, as well as air-keyboard, air-drum, air-bass, air-flute or even air-accordion.

Why is the progasm only related to ''progressive music'' ?

Progressive music often contains extended solos and very complex interplay between many kinds of instruments, some of them being pretty unusual. A song which is constituted of several tempo changes, unusual time signatures, incredibly fast arpeggios, absolutely original synth sounds, dissonant chords, a church organ interlude and out-of-this-world vocal harmonies has more chance to simply blow your mind than a standard 3-minute pop song. Real progheads can actually get sexually excited when hearing a fully accomplished prog song.

OMFG dude. Did you listen to this overextended keyboard solo by Keith Emerson? This is just fucking awesome: I had a progasm!!!

See progressive rock, prog, psychedelia, trance, orgasm

4.

The feeling you get when your programming code works for the first time

After writing 500 lines of code I got a progasm

See excitement, orgasm, programming, computer, sex


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