Progress Edit Meaning

1.

What we humans claim we are making as we consume non-renewable resources and generally make each other miserable.

Bill - "I heard 14 men died during the construction of the Empire State Building."

Tom - "A small price to pay for progress!"

See environment, industrialization, society, civilization, consumerism

2.

A process that miraculously produces a product that appears well done to a fractional minority of people.

"Microsoft really made progress with Office 2007!"

See development, microsoft, windows vista

3.

Slowing down the rate at which one is falling behind.

Boss, I'm making progress on your project. I should have last week's deliverable to you by next month.

See corporation, project, management, deliverable, system

4.

(n.) The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals.

"I CAN'T FIND THE 'ANY' KEY ON MY F@$#ING KEYBOARD! FIX IT!!" (Screaming cowboy)

"Honey, I found that diskette with important contracts on it. Left it on the fridge's door with a magnet on it."

"J00 1Z G01N D0WN N00B!!!!!11"

All the above were examples of this kind of progress.

See progress, computers, smart, dumb, internet, terminal

5.

means to make progress sexually with a girl or boy (usually a girl). for example, talkin is the very first step of progress, then hugging then holding hands then kissing etc.

Matt!!!! Progress!!!! Hows Anna????

See progression

1.

What we humans claim we are making as we consume non-renewable resources and generally make each other miserable.

Bill - "I heard 14 men died during the construction of the Empire State Building."

Tom - "A small price to pay for progress!"

See environment, industrialization, society, civilization, consumerism

2.

A process that miraculously produces a product that appears well done to a fractional minority of people.

"Microsoft really made progress with Office 2007!"

See development, microsoft, windows vista

3.

Slowing down the rate at which one is falling behind.

Boss, I'm making progress on your project. I should have last week's deliverable to you by next month.

See corporation, project, management, deliverable, system

4.

(n.) The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals.

"I CAN'T FIND THE 'ANY' KEY ON MY F@$#ING KEYBOARD! FIX IT!!" (Screaming cowboy)

"Honey, I found that diskette with important contracts on it. Left it on the fridge's door with a magnet on it."

"J00 1Z G01N D0WN N00B!!!!!11"

All the above were examples of this kind of progress.

See progress, computers, smart, dumb, internet, terminal

5.

means to make progress sexually with a girl or boy (usually a girl). for example, talkin is the very first step of progress, then hugging then holding hands then kissing etc.

Matt!!!! Progress!!!! Hows Anna????

See progression