Progress Reports

What is Progress Reports?


1.

When the school you curently attend decides to fuck with you and sends all your bad grades home so your parents can bitch at you.

Mom: "Oh, look! A letter!"

Kid: "Noooo!"

Mom: "I wonder what...OH FUCK! GET IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND GODDAMN STUDY!"

Kid: "Fucking progress reports..."

See progress, report, school

1.

When the school you curently attend decides to fuck with you and sends all your bad grades home so your parents can bitch at you.

Mom: "Oh, look! A letter!"

Kid: "Noooo!"

Mom: "I wonder what...OH FUCK! GET IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND GODDAMN STUDY!"

Kid: "Fucking progress reports..."

See progress, report, school


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