What is Progressive?
1.
n. One who advocates greater government regulation of just about anything. Progressives claim to want to help out the average Joe but really want everyone to live according to their politically correct, elitist socialist agenda. Progressives are also much nastier people than
If you claim to be such a progressive, then why do you send your kids to a private school?
2.
What asswipe, idiot, ignorant, stupid fucking liberals are calling themselves these days. This is because the neo-cons have destroyed the name liberal. Tag someone with the word liberal these days, they are about as widely received as a child molester. These anti-American dipshipts are just really liberals who keep pushing their bullshit agenda such as: killing babies, protecting terrorists and child molestors, taking guns away from law abiding citizens but allowing gangs and crack dealers to have guns, giving more money to low life welfare mothers who have 9 kids from 8 different fathers.
Progressive: Ted Kennedy is the greatest human being alive! And he is a leader for progressives!
Conservative: Didn't he kill that one girl?
Progressive: You are Fascist!
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3.
a socialist; a socialist political platform.
Dennis Kucinich is a proud progressive, (hence his single digit polling numbers).
4.
A gay-loving satanist who wants to destroy our culture.
Commie: I want to let Islamic terrorists invade my country more easily!
Me:You are so progressive!
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5.
Usually a political term used by liberals to describe themselves even though liberals want to get rid of technology, weapons, and all the things that make life better.
Progressives think they so smarty. They think their brains so big.
6.
(noun) In favor of improvement of the human condition, specifically via technological innovation and development
You support new taxes on home builders? I thought you said you were progressive.
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7.
A word left-wingers now use to describe themselves, because the word
Once the term progressive has been dragged through the mud by right-wing pundits, a new term will again be chosen.
"Whoa man, who are you calling a 'liberal'? I support alternative fuels and the work of Bono and Al Gore. I'm a progressive."
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1.
n. One who advocates greater government regulation of just about anything. Progressives claim to want to help out the average Joe but really want everyone to live according to their politically correct, elitist socialist agenda. Progressives are also much nastier people than
If you claim to be such a progressive, then why do you send your kids to a private school?
2.
What asswipe, idiot, ignorant, stupid fucking liberals are calling themselves these days. This is because the neo-cons have destroyed the name liberal. Tag someone with the word liberal these days, they are about as widely received as a child molester. These anti-American dipshipts are just really liberals who keep pushing their bullshit agenda such as: killing babies, protecting terrorists and child molestors, taking guns away from law abiding citizens but allowing gangs and crack dealers to have guns, giving more money to low life welfare mothers who have 9 kids from 8 different fathers.
Progressive: Ted Kennedy is the greatest human being alive! And he is a leader for progressives!
Conservative: Didn't he kill that one girl?
Progressive: You are Fascist!
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3.
a socialist; a socialist political platform.
Dennis Kucinich is a proud progressive, (hence his single digit polling numbers).
4.
A gay-loving satanist who wants to destroy our culture.
Commie: I want to let Islamic terrorists invade my country more easily!
Me:You are so progressive!
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5.
Usually a political term used by liberals to describe themselves even though liberals want to get rid of technology, weapons, and all the things that make life better.
Progressives think they so smarty. They think their brains so big.
6.
(noun) In favor of improvement of the human condition, specifically via technological innovation and development
You support new taxes on home builders? I thought you said you were progressive.
See
7.
A word left-wingers now use to describe themselves, because the word
Once the term progressive has been dragged through the mud by right-wing pundits, a new term will again be chosen.
"Whoa man, who are you calling a 'liberal'? I support alternative fuels and the work of Bono and Al Gore. I'm a progressive."
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