Prom Date Lies

What is Prom Date Lies?


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When your prom date decides she cant go with you to prom and you make outrageous untrue lies about that person.

Kevin: Mick, Adam, what happened to your prom dates?

Mick: My date died in a murder rape suicide.

Adam: My date is pregnant. I just cant take a pregnant chick to prom.

Kevin: Those sound like Prom Date Lies.

See rape, guito, murder, whore, anus

1.

When your prom date decides she cant go with you to prom and you make outrageous untrue lies about that person.

Kevin: Mick, Adam, what happened to your prom dates?

Mick: My date died in a murder rape suicide.

Adam: My date is pregnant. I just cant take a pregnant chick to prom.

Kevin: Those sound like Prom Date Lies.

See rape, guito, murder, whore, anus


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