Prom Date Lies

What is Prom Date Lies?


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When your prom date decides she cant go with you to prom and you make outrageous untrue lies about that person.

Kevin: Mick, Adam, what happened to your prom dates?

Mick: My date died in a murder rape suicide.

Adam: My date is pregnant. I just cant take a pregnant chick to prom.

Kevin: Those sound like Prom Date Lies.

See rape, guito, murder, whore, anus

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When your prom date decides she cant go with you to prom and you make outrageous untrue lies about that person.

Kevin: Mick, Adam, what happened to your prom dates?

Mick: My date died in a murder rape suicide.

Adam: My date is pregnant. I just cant take a pregnant chick to prom.

Kevin: Those sound like Prom Date Lies.

See rape, guito, murder, whore, anus


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