Prometheus

What is Prometheus?


1.

A Titan who is chained and tortured by Zeus for stealing fire from heaven and giving it to mankind.

Prometheus gave the mortals all sorts of gifts: brickwork, woodworking, telling the seasons by the stars, numbers, the alphabet (for remembering things), yoked oxen, carriages, saddles, ships and sails. He also gave other gifts: healing drugs, seercraft, signs in the sky, the mining of precious metals, animal sacrifice and all art.

2.

1. (Greek Mythology) A Titan who stole fire from Olympus and gave it to humankind, for which Zeus chained him to a rock and sent an eagle to eat his liver, which grew back daily.

2. The third moon of the planet Saturn.

3. (BattleTech)An Assault Class (100 tonner) 'mech. Same chassis as the Atlas, but different weapons: equipped with twin Gauss Rifles, twin Hammer missiles, and triple laser beams.

1. Prometheus is man's saviour.

2. Prometheus'orbital period is 0.613 days.

3. A Prometheus can devastate most medium and light mechs in seconds with some well-placed Hammer missiles.

3.

When your grandmother puts a ziploc bag around your sphincter and proceeds to squeeze your sides and squeeze your nuts. You release fecal matter in to the bag, and shoot jizz on her face; she quickly closes it and takes it to the neighbors to feed it to their cat Rodriguez.

Frederickson: "What up dude?

Goldleaf: "Not nothin' my MeeMaw just gave a me a Prometheus."

Frederickson: "Fuckin A, you da man."

See meemaw, back to the future, dick, shit, grandma, old lady

4.

Venerable Darkness' way of saying that he is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead because I shoved my face in his girlfriend's tank tits.

HO HO HO HO HO, Prometheus what are you casting I have a penis in my mouth so it is kind of hard to talk right now.

See pimp, pimptastic, homewrecker, motorboat

5.

The nose of Galassi. It has it's own brain and thinks for itself. One half of the reason that Galassi is so smart. Prometheus has a chance to rule the world someday.

Also a Greek God, but who cares. Prometheus is Galassi's nose.

Prometheus is in the way, I can't see the board.

See prometheus, nose, smart, big

1.

A Titan who is chained and tortured by Zeus for stealing fire from heaven and giving it to mankind.

Prometheus gave the mortals all sorts of gifts: brickwork, woodworking, telling the seasons by the stars, numbers, the alphabet (for remembering things), yoked oxen, carriages, saddles, ships and sails. He also gave other gifts: healing drugs, seercraft, signs in the sky, the mining of precious metals, animal sacrifice and all art.

2.

1. (Greek Mythology) A Titan who stole fire from Olympus and gave it to humankind, for which Zeus chained him to a rock and sent an eagle to eat his liver, which grew back daily.

2. The third moon of the planet Saturn.

3. (BattleTech)An Assault Class (100 tonner) 'mech. Same chassis as the Atlas, but different weapons: equipped with twin Gauss Rifles, twin Hammer missiles, and triple laser beams.

1. Prometheus is man's saviour.

2. Prometheus'orbital period is 0.613 days.

3. A Prometheus can devastate most medium and light mechs in seconds with some well-placed Hammer missiles.

3.

When your grandmother puts a ziploc bag around your sphincter and proceeds to squeeze your sides and squeeze your nuts. You release fecal matter in to the bag, and shoot jizz on her face; she quickly closes it and takes it to the neighbors to feed it to their cat Rodriguez.

Frederickson: "What up dude?

Goldleaf: "Not nothin' my MeeMaw just gave a me a Prometheus."

Frederickson: "Fuckin A, you da man."

See meemaw, back to the future, dick, shit, grandma, old lady

4.

Venerable Darkness' way of saying that he is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead because I shoved my face in his girlfriend's tank tits.

HO HO HO HO HO, Prometheus what are you casting I have a penis in my mouth so it is kind of hard to talk right now.

See pimp, pimptastic, homewrecker, motorboat

5.

The nose of Galassi. It has it's own brain and thinks for itself. One half of the reason that Galassi is so smart. Prometheus has a chance to rule the world someday.

Also a Greek God, but who cares. Prometheus is Galassi's nose.

Prometheus is in the way, I can't see the board.

See prometheus, nose, smart, big


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