What is Promise Heaven, Deliver Hell?

1.

Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.

Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!

^promise heaven, deliver hell>

After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!

Enough said!

See game over, slavery, kill me

1.

Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.

Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!

^promise heaven, deliver hell>

After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!

Enough said!

See game over, slavery, kill me
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