Promotions

What is Promotions?


1.

What results when pornography is posted somewhere, often a message board, that is purportedly worksafe (e.g., The New York Times homepage).

Many might think that the appearance of such material on a workplace monitor would lead to firings or at least a stern talking-to. But in one of life's little mysteries, 4chan's /v/discovered that most employees are actually promoted instead, perhaps in approval for their viewing such interesting internet content.

Poster One: I know this is a tech website, but I had to share these great photos of Jenna Jameson.

Poster Two: I just got promoted!

Naked shops of Jessica Albain my work inbox? PROMOTIONS

See porn, worksafe, nsfw

2.

A 4chanmeme which started on /v/. Since /v/ is ostensibly a work-safe board, people assume it's completely safe to browse the board at work (hence the name). One day, someone posted a NSFW image, and one person posted "My boss walked by when I had the image open at work, and I got fired." Someone responded "I got promoted," implying he was promoted to replace the first guy. Soon after, when someone posted another work-unsafe image, one person responded "PROMOTIONS!"

People unfamiliar with the phrase's origins believed it to be wholly ironic, and thought it was so hilarious they repeated it whenever work-unsafe material finds its way onto the board, and then it became a true meme.

It should NOT be assumed that bosses like to see their workers watch porn at work.

Anonymous 1: *Posts porn on a work-safe board*

Anonymous 2: "PROMOTIONS!"

See fired, work-safe, nsfw, 4chan, /v/

3.

The purported result of viewing NSFW on a (supposedly) worksafe message/imageboard.

Originates from the /v/board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.

(porn or gore is posted)

Poster 1: "PROMOTIONS!"

Poster 2: "I JUST MADE CEO!"

See nsfw, worksafe, fired, porn, 4chan, /v/

1.

What results when pornography is posted somewhere, often a message board, that is purportedly worksafe (e.g., The New York Times homepage).

Many might think that the appearance of such material on a workplace monitor would lead to firings or at least a stern talking-to. But in one of life's little mysteries, 4chan's /v/discovered that most employees are actually promoted instead, perhaps in approval for their viewing such interesting internet content.

Poster One: I know this is a tech website, but I had to share these great photos of Jenna Jameson.

Poster Two: I just got promoted!

Naked shops of Jessica Albain my work inbox? PROMOTIONS

See porn, worksafe, nsfw

2.

A 4chanmeme which started on /v/. Since /v/ is ostensibly a work-safe board, people assume it's completely safe to browse the board at work (hence the name). One day, someone posted a NSFW image, and one person posted "My boss walked by when I had the image open at work, and I got fired." Someone responded "I got promoted," implying he was promoted to replace the first guy. Soon after, when someone posted another work-unsafe image, one person responded "PROMOTIONS!"

People unfamiliar with the phrase's origins believed it to be wholly ironic, and thought it was so hilarious they repeated it whenever work-unsafe material finds its way onto the board, and then it became a true meme.

It should NOT be assumed that bosses like to see their workers watch porn at work.

Anonymous 1: *Posts porn on a work-safe board*

Anonymous 2: "PROMOTIONS!"

See fired, work-safe, nsfw, 4chan, /v/

3.

The purported result of viewing NSFW on a (supposedly) worksafe message/imageboard.

Originates from the /v/board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.

(porn or gore is posted)

Poster 1: "PROMOTIONS!"

Poster 2: "I JUST MADE CEO!"

See nsfw, worksafe, fired, porn, 4chan, /v/


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