Pronger Edit Meaning

1.

A Pronger is when you sign a contract or you make a deal for a certain number of years and then just blow it off for a dumbass reason.

Now that Hemsky has signed a six year contract with the Edmonton Oilers, let's hope he doesn't pull a Pronger.

See pronger, oilers, hockey, prong, nhl

2.

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers.

I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.

See pronger, weasel, sell out, oilers

3.

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.

I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.

See pronger, oilers, edmonton, nhl, hockey, weasel

4.

A pronger is a complete failure and loser in every capacity. A pronger has a failed career, no money, and is usually a male with no libido left. A pronger cannot get laid and usually lives in a run down neighborhood with his parents. It truly describes the ultimate loser.

The guy did not make his rent payment this month. He is a complete "pronger"

or do your homework because you do not want to be a complete pronger when you grow up.

See loser, poor, failure, pathetic, bum

1.

A Pronger is when you sign a contract or you make a deal for a certain number of years and then just blow it off for a dumbass reason.

Now that Hemsky has signed a six year contract with the Edmonton Oilers, let's hope he doesn't pull a Pronger.

See pronger, oilers, hockey, prong, nhl

2.

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers.

I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.

See pronger, weasel, sell out, oilers

3.

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.

I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.

See pronger, oilers, edmonton, nhl, hockey, weasel

4.

A pronger is a complete failure and loser in every capacity. A pronger has a failed career, no money, and is usually a male with no libido left. A pronger cannot get laid and usually lives in a run down neighborhood with his parents. It truly describes the ultimate loser.

The guy did not make his rent payment this month. He is a complete "pronger"

or do your homework because you do not want to be a complete pronger when you grow up.

See loser, poor, failure, pathetic, bum