Proofed

What is Proofed?


1.

an extremely unpopular, but untapped slang word for getting drunk that was slipped to me by a guy in uptown with a red dress shirt and a really skinny black leather tie. it's really precise - that is, it really makes you think about the numbers.

I imagine "proofed" is thought of like a workout: 40 proof, 3 reps, 5 sets, etc, ad nauseum.

I've only heard it once, and no one's ever heard of it.

Also good for bad crunk jokes at the expense of drunk friends:

I guess he's too proofed for a Child-Proof Lighter.

He just went from Jaeger-proof to Jaeger-proofed.

Or goading the same beyond-the-pail* friends to "proof it" and drink even more whenever they say something stupid or incoherent. If you lift the bottle in their hands, that also helps.

*this is a pun about puking.

trolleyed is the best word for getting drunk ever spoken.

See proof'd, pun, pissant, crunk, muppet, friendship, love, sex, uptown

1.

an extremely unpopular, but untapped slang word for getting drunk that was slipped to me by a guy in uptown with a red dress shirt and a really skinny black leather tie. it's really precise - that is, it really makes you think about the numbers.

I imagine "proofed" is thought of like a workout: 40 proof, 3 reps, 5 sets, etc, ad nauseum.

I've only heard it once, and no one's ever heard of it.

Also good for bad crunk jokes at the expense of drunk friends:

I guess he's too proofed for a Child-Proof Lighter.

He just went from Jaeger-proof to Jaeger-proofed.

Or goading the same beyond-the-pail* friends to "proof it" and drink even more whenever they say something stupid or incoherent. If you lift the bottle in their hands, that also helps.

*this is a pun about puking.

trolleyed is the best word for getting drunk ever spoken.

See proof'd, pun, pissant, crunk, muppet, friendship, love, sex, uptown


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