Prophet

What is Prophet?


1.

Someone gifted with the power to forsee events as they happen.

2.

Prophet n. 1. He who speaks great wisdom in the form of riddles. 2. He who has access to wisdom only found from visits to Mecca. 3. He who preaches in such riddles, that his truth, to the layman, seem as nothing but stories and lies.

syn. Manboob, Tit, CaboPuertoIndoBrett,

The Prophet took us on a goose chase up and done the Mexican beaches looking for the 10 peso ceviche.

3.

one who feels the need to preach their moral beliefs even if you have no interest/want to listen to their shit

The prophet said, " I really think what you are doing is weird and gross, listen to my pastor preach about the ways of the Lord."

See brian, prophet, preach, moral, russell

4.

A name given to those of the gaming world once they attain enough foresight to be able to outwit their opponents

HOLY SHIT!!!!! That prophet just dodged my fookin shot!

5.

Johnny Nally. Known as Prophet for his insightful comments and observations.

When he said: 'Daniel is Desmo's anal poker, his chode smoker, the blackjack and stumpy joker'

6.

The Highest-Rank of the Convenant race in the game Halo. They are like the "popes" of the Convies.

The prophets are the ones that predicate the Convenant Religion...

7.

Ugly-ass old guy aliens in Halo.

They don't do any of the fighting.

If the rest of the Covenant could just figure out that the Prophets are total wusses, none of this would have happened.

See Cortana Dragoon

1.

Someone gifted with the power to forsee events as they happen.

2.

Prophet n. 1. He who speaks great wisdom in the form of riddles. 2. He who has access to wisdom only found from visits to Mecca. 3. He who preaches in such riddles, that his truth, to the layman, seem as nothing but stories and lies.

syn. Manboob, Tit, CaboPuertoIndoBrett,

The Prophet took us on a goose chase up and done the Mexican beaches looking for the 10 peso ceviche.

3.

one who feels the need to preach their moral beliefs even if you have no interest/want to listen to their shit

The prophet said, " I really think what you are doing is weird and gross, listen to my pastor preach about the ways of the Lord."

See brian, prophet, preach, moral, russell

4.

A name given to those of the gaming world once they attain enough foresight to be able to outwit their opponents

HOLY SHIT!!!!! That prophet just dodged my fookin shot!

5.

Johnny Nally. Known as Prophet for his insightful comments and observations.

When he said: 'Daniel is Desmo's anal poker, his chode smoker, the blackjack and stumpy joker'

6.

The Highest-Rank of the Convenant race in the game Halo. They are like the "popes" of the Convies.

The prophets are the ones that predicate the Convenant Religion...

7.

Ugly-ass old guy aliens in Halo.

They don't do any of the fighting.

If the rest of the Covenant could just figure out that the Prophets are total wusses, none of this would have happened.

See Cortana Dragoon


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