Propsex

What is Propsex?


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Sex involving props. Not sex WITH them, just involving them some how! Must be inanimate objects only (no people, animals, amoebas).

Choose 3 random objects before you start, or for even more fun ask someone for 3 random objects without telling them what it's for ;)

Ideas: buckets, pegs, wooden spoons, litter pickers, elastic bands, springs, remote controls, barbie dolls,paint brushes, skipping rope, catalogues, watering cans...be creative!

Heather: God, my sex life is getting boring!

Miranda: hmmm, have you tried PROPSEX!?

Heather: you mean proper sex, well of course!

Miranda: No, I mean sex with props!

Heather: Sounds weird...like what?

Miranda: Weeeell whatever, I've heard teapots work pretty well *whistles*

See sex, props, fun, random, objects, multitasking

1.

Sex involving props. Not sex WITH them, just involving them some how! Must be inanimate objects only (no people, animals, amoebas).

Choose 3 random objects before you start, or for even more fun ask someone for 3 random objects without telling them what it's for ;)

Ideas: buckets, pegs, wooden spoons, litter pickers, elastic bands, springs, remote controls, barbie dolls,paint brushes, skipping rope, catalogues, watering cans...be creative!

Heather: God, my sex life is getting boring!

Miranda: hmmm, have you tried PROPSEX!?

Heather: you mean proper sex, well of course!

Miranda: No, I mean sex with props!

Heather: Sounds weird...like what?

Miranda: Weeeell whatever, I've heard teapots work pretty well *whistles*

See sex, props, fun, random, objects, multitasking


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