Pro-rated

What is Pro-rated?


1.

A euphemistic term invented by corporations to get around having to tell you that your assets are now worthless.

"Hello, Orbitz? Yeah, I missed my flight."

"Okay, sir, then your ticket is now pro-rated."

"Pro-rated? Does that mean I get first class?"

"No, it means your ticket isn't worth dick."

See corporate speak, euphemism

1.

A euphemistic term invented by corporations to get around having to tell you that your assets are now worthless.

"Hello, Orbitz? Yeah, I missed my flight."

"Okay, sir, then your ticket is now pro-rated."

"Pro-rated? Does that mean I get first class?"

"No, it means your ticket isn't worth dick."

See corporate speak, euphemism


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