Pro-stitute

What is Pro-stitute?


1.

(n) A woman with an over exaggerated sense of self worth who will only date professional men. Typically the types of men on their radar are successful Lawyers, Doctors, Businessmen, Running backs and point guards. Usually these golddiggers have nothing special to offer these men beyond vaginia and a potential unwanted paternity situation.

Guy: "Hi miss, can i buy you a drink?"

Pro-stitute: "Hell no. I don't see your stock options or a jersey with your name on the back. You probably drive a Camry."

10 years later

Pro-stitute:"Mister, I have ten kids can you spare a dollar?"

Guy:"Sorry but my new Camry hates whores."

See escaladies, golddigger, backhoe, skank, navigate-whore

1.

(n) A woman with an over exaggerated sense of self worth who will only date professional men. Typically the types of men on their radar are successful Lawyers, Doctors, Businessmen, Running backs and point guards. Usually these golddiggers have nothing special to offer these men beyond vaginia and a potential unwanted paternity situation.

Guy: "Hi miss, can i buy you a drink?"

Pro-stitute: "Hell no. I don't see your stock options or a jersey with your name on the back. You probably drive a Camry."

10 years later

Pro-stitute:"Mister, I have ten kids can you spare a dollar?"

Guy:"Sorry but my new Camry hates whores."

See escaladies, golddigger, backhoe, skank, navigate-whore


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