Protein Carnation

What is Protein Carnation?


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A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.

1.

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.


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