Protein Carnation

What is Protein Carnation?


1.

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.

1.

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.


64

Random Words:

1. the most ghetto ass school in all of sarnia that has the worst people of sarnia attending it *out back st pats ''look there ..
1. A shorter version of "awkward situation" Mom: John, your father and I have chlamydia.. John: ......awky sitch, awky sitch! ..
1. The act of a jewish person doing something that goes agaist the traditional jewish sterotype. For example: if a jewish man offered to p..