Protein Carnation

What is Protein Carnation?


1.

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.

1.

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.


64

Random Words:

1. A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating. I was almost fired for being late to work due to..
1. Code for Yesterday, in the "emo kid" sense of the word, it's a way to remember something without letting people know you ..
1. The "squetre" (also spelled "squeter" in some countries) is the SI derived unit of area, with symbol m². It is defin..