Protein Postcard

What is Protein Postcard?


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To give a woman a cum shot accross her face before you leave.

As a momento for all the glorious times me and Helga spent together, I decided to leave her with a token of my esteam, a protein postcard

1.

To give a woman a cum shot accross her face before you leave.

As a momento for all the glorious times me and Helga spent together, I decided to leave her with a token of my esteam, a protein postcard


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