Protein Queen

What is Protein Queen?


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A Protein Queen is a dumb broad who has a boyfriend that has her convinced that eating his sperm, taking a facial, or blowing a load to crust into her hair is good for her because sperm is "full of protein!"

Psst, hey Ted, I've turned my new girlfriend into a Protein Queen, claims she's not into perv stuff. My next move is to video tape us and tell her its just so I can jerk off to if she isn't around. I think she'll believe just about anything!

See sperm, load, spooge, perverted, facial

1.

A Protein Queen is a dumb broad who has a boyfriend that has her convinced that eating his sperm, taking a facial, or blowing a load to crust into her hair is good for her because sperm is "full of protein!"

Psst, hey Ted, I've turned my new girlfriend into a Protein Queen, claims she's not into perv stuff. My next move is to video tape us and tell her its just so I can jerk off to if she isn't around. I think she'll believe just about anything!

See sperm, load, spooge, perverted, facial


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