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when a girl quiff in your face and excess piss or cum flys at your face at a high volocity
last time i eat out that fuckin cunt she gav..
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Someone who, 6 days a week, is a devout vegetarian, but when it comes to Sunday Brunch, looks the other way while drinking a Bloody Mary..
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A scottish exclaimation of surprise or sudden pain.
Ohyacuntchay!! I have my penis caught in my fly...