Proto-mullet

What is Proto-mullet?

1.

The name given to a haircut that's on it's way to becoming a mullet.

An embryonic mullet.

Jari Litmanen; Tony Knowles circa 1985.

2.

A haircut on its way to attaining full mullet status

Joel had a shaved head 2 months ago, but now he has a proto-mullet.

See mullet, proto-mullet, joel, hair

3.

The mullet being an intelligent (but simple) life-form, a proto-mullet is a very simple (protean) mullet.

Paul Weller circa 1978

Paul Gray (Eddie & the Hotrods) circa 1977

1.

The name given to a haircut that's on it's way to becoming a mullet.

An embryonic mullet.

Jari Litmanen; Tony Knowles circa 1985.

2.

A haircut on its way to attaining full mullet status

Joel had a shaved head 2 months ago, but now he has a proto-mullet.

See mullet, proto-mullet, joel, hair

3.

The mullet being an intelligent (but simple) life-form, a proto-mullet is a very simple (protean) mullet.

Paul Weller circa 1978

Paul Gray (Eddie & the Hotrods) circa 1977
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