Provenzano

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Dave Provenzano. A greasy pseudo-gino living in a pimp-fantasy land with a stench similar to that of a wet dog. He is either an idiot, or his motor functions were impaired by a blow to the head, because he can't seem to stop dancing when techno music starts playing. He also has trouble keeping his shirt, and sometimes his pants, on. Especially when girls are around. Constantly refers to people as "Bros" or "Broman". Cries when he is drunk. Has a chicken wing fetish.

Ryan - "Put your damn shirt on, and stop getting wing sauce all over yourself."

Dave (starts dancing and clapping while eating a chicken wing) - "I'm a pimp bros"

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Dave Provenzano. A greasy pseudo-gino living in a pimp-fantasy land with a stench similar to that of a wet dog. He is either an idiot, or his motor functions were impaired by a blow to the head, because he can't seem to stop dancing when techno music starts playing. He also has trouble keeping his shirt, and sometimes his pants, on. Especially when girls are around. Constantly refers to people as "Bros" or "Broman". Cries when he is drunk. Has a chicken wing fetish.

Ryan - "Put your damn shirt on, and stop getting wing sauce all over yourself."

Dave (starts dancing and clapping while eating a chicken wing) - "I'm a pimp bros"

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