What is Proxy Penis?
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Coming into contact with a penis by proxy, especially a problem in mens toilets when someone doesnt wash their hands. Ie they last touched their own penis before touching the door handle on the toliet exit and you have to touch the same handle. Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
"Wash your hands for gods sake, I'm not touching any proxy penis"
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1.
Coming into contact with a penis by proxy, especially a problem in mens toilets when someone doesnt wash their hands. Ie they last touched their own penis before touching the door handle on the toliet exit and you have to touch the same handle. Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
"Wash your hands for gods sake, I'm not touching any proxy penis"
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Random Words:
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1)n. a cute but ultimately odd creature that smells obsenely awful until dosed with baby shampoo
2)v. to shake oneself in a violent spa..
