Proxy Penis

What is Proxy Penis?


1.

Coming into contact with a penis by proxy, especially a problem in mens toilets when someone doesnt wash their hands. Ie they last touched their own penis before touching the door handle on the toliet exit and you have to touch the same handle. Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

"Wash your hands for gods sake, I'm not touching any proxy penis"

See toilets, lazy, men, hygiene

1.

Coming into contact with a penis by proxy, especially a problem in mens toilets when someone doesnt wash their hands. Ie they last touched their own penis before touching the door handle on the toliet exit and you have to touch the same handle. Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

"Wash your hands for gods sake, I'm not touching any proxy penis"

See toilets, lazy, men, hygiene


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