Psdm

What is Psdm?


1.

Poopy Software Development Methodology

A software development methodology designed for contractors to maximize inefficiency to increase client costs and maximize profit.

The key tenets of PSDM are:

* Coding is done using wizards. Developers use only a sledgehammer and a mouse.

* Testing is performed by monkeys banging on keyboards.

* The build process involves manually translating java source to byte code using Pico.

* Merging is a fun game called 'pin the branch on the trunk'. The team lead is blindfolded and spun around three times, then pushed towards his computer.

* Problems are your fault

"What percent done are you?"

"Did you check in those changes yet?"

PSDM CMMI OMG IGC

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1.

Poopy Software Development Methodology

A software development methodology designed for contractors to maximize inefficiency to increase client costs and maximize profit.

The key tenets of PSDM are:

* Coding is done using wizards. Developers use only a sledgehammer and a mouse.

* Testing is performed by monkeys banging on keyboards.

* The build process involves manually translating java source to byte code using Pico.

* Merging is a fun game called 'pin the branch on the trunk'. The team lead is blindfolded and spun around three times, then pushed towards his computer.

* Problems are your fault

"What percent done are you?"

"Did you check in those changes yet?"

PSDM CMMI OMG IGC

See psdm, software, hd


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