Pseudo Slut

What is Pseudo Slut?


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a girl who...

*all her friends are sluts

*used to be nice and probably played sports, but then all her friends turned into skanks

*dresses slutty, with a dash of preppy in her clothes. too-tight A&F tanks, size 24 moto jeans, tiny thongs.

*doesn't have sex with guys like her slut friends, but who tortures all the guys into thinking she puts out

*dances like a slut

*drinks half a beer then pretends to be drunk so she can be fake-slutty then not have sex

Tim: Man, hannah and elise are such huge sluts! hannah has slept with like...everyone. and elise has...ahhh

Alex: Elise hasn't slept with anyone, because she is a cocktease pseudo slut!!!

1.

a girl who...

*all her friends are sluts

*used to be nice and probably played sports, but then all her friends turned into skanks

*dresses slutty, with a dash of preppy in her clothes. too-tight A&F tanks, size 24 moto jeans, tiny thongs.

*doesn't have sex with guys like her slut friends, but who tortures all the guys into thinking she puts out

*dances like a slut

*drinks half a beer then pretends to be drunk so she can be fake-slutty then not have sex

Tim: Man, hannah and elise are such huge sluts! hannah has slept with like...everyone. and elise has...ahhh

Alex: Elise hasn't slept with anyone, because she is a cocktease pseudo slut!!!


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