Pseudo-blumpkin

What is Pseudo-blumpkin?


1.

When you're using a laptop to chat with a friend on Facebook while taking a shit and masturbating.

1. I was taking a huge dump the other day, and I totally pseudo-blumpkin'd Bryan. There was jizz all over my toilet and my computer. He was chatting with me on Facebook, completely unaware.

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2.

The action of urinating whilst receiving a rim job (having anus orally stimulated).

Give the man a pseudo-blumpkin

See blumpkin, reverse, rim, job, anal

1.

When you're using a laptop to chat with a friend on Facebook while taking a shit and masturbating.

1. I was taking a huge dump the other day, and I totally pseudo-blumpkin'd Bryan. There was jizz all over my toilet and my computer. He was chatting with me on Facebook, completely unaware.

See blumpkin, poop, jizz, pseudo, pseudo-blumpkin, gay, straight, chariot

2.

The action of urinating whilst receiving a rim job (having anus orally stimulated).

Give the man a pseudo-blumpkin

See blumpkin, reverse, rim, job, anal


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